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Critical question for results-driven coaches, consultants, and course creators who’ve been doing all the work, but still can’t get their prospects to eagerly punch in their CC details on the checkout page…
What is the biggest difference between game-changing funnel or launch conversions…
…and a few sparse clicks that bring in barely enough revenue to cover all your digital tools?
If you guessed… “the latest, trending funnel strategies”
If you guessed “being a member of a high-end, high-ticket business mastermind”
… how many affiliates you have lined up, waiting to push your message to their audiences…
… or the number of prospects you have on your waitlist…
… or how many manifestation mantras you’ve been saying to yourself in front of the bathroom mirror…
Cause here’s the deal.
We’re not lacking in strategies.
In fact, we have funnel and launch strategies cropping up every season…
… survey funnels
… 5-day challenge launches
… evergreen webinar funnels
… daily IG live launches
Multiply them by the millions of people that decide to give entrepreneurship a BIG try each year (5 mil. in the US alone) and…
…you’d expect to see fabulous results.
You’d expect to see an economic boom, as more and more of these “it’s my time” fresh entrepreneurs convince many others of the value and transformation they promise.
You’d expect to see conversions galore as these strategies do their job.
Yet how often is it that once you discover a new product or service, or even start looking for a solution to a specific problem, the messaging that greets you makes your heart soar?
3 times per year? Mabe 5?
Heart soar? More like skin crawl!
And it’s NOT because those funnel or launch strategies are wrong or ineffective.
It’s just that they’re… poorly executed.
You may know already that to put up ads pointing to a product, you need to have first validated it with your audience. You must be sure that…
You need it to convert at least 2.5% of visitors to your page coming from organic traffic. Ideally 5%.
If you go above 10%, I tip my hat to your copywriters.
The same theory applies to automating evergreen (aka passive) funnels.
Unless a product converts well in your launches, the results of your funnels will be meek.
And given how costly it is to set up a funnel… having it not convert?
Well, it gives me the heebie jeebies + that sinking feeling in my stomach that I really don’t like.
Can’t imagine what that would feel like for you.
Watching all that time and hard earned $$ get swallowed up by this humongous black hole of a project that just absorbes everything it touches?
Ouch.
Ya’know, the part of your funnels or launches that moves the needle in your Stripe account.
Without it, any sales page you create is just decoration.
Any funnel you build is just a how-I-failed-before-I-suceeded case study that you’ll share in your speaking engagements or IG lives.
So, yeah copy matters.
But contrary to popular belief…
Not all copy is made the same.
There’s witty copy, creative copy, salesy copy, obscure copy, cookie-cutter-templated copy… and then there’s…
The copy that finally gets you & your family on that plane to a beachside resort in Tulum.
The copy that gets your audience stumbling over themselves in the rush to get to their wallet & pull out their CC.
All because your offer makes them feel…“this is literally what I’ve been waiting for”.
So how do you get from run-of-the-mill-copy…
… the kind which keeps you on your toes your entire launch, hustling for each single conversion, nearly breaking down on your kitchen floor after the final numbers are in…
… to copy that does this.
Of course.
I have full faith that you can do anything you put your mind to. You have my vote of confidence!
But this begs the question…
If so, drop us a DM, we can recommend a dozen ah-mazing courses.
If, like most of us entrepreneurs, you’d like to stay in your zone of genius & use your time to:
Create more of those products your audience is looking for
Serve more 1:1 clients
Enjoy more time with your family & friends
Travel, read, dance, karaoke and relax more
then it’s time for you to…
Do I recommend the Funnel Fairy? Yes, yes, YES! 🤩 Cathy is a wordsmith extraordinaire with a strategic mind for designing funnels and writing copy, and a stunning work ethic. I worked with both Cathy and her husband Alex on various copywriting and web development projects, and I couldn’t recommend them more!
Free The Digital
The biggest difference for me was Cathy’s ability to effectively communicate my vision and passion for beach weddings through her eloquent writing. The words now harmonise with the imagery and together, they transport visitors straight to the beach, creating a strong emotional connection. Moreover, Cathy made the entire process so easy and stress-free. She truly understood my business, my goals and my audience, which is reflected in the copy. It has added a depth to my website that it was previously missing and has proven to be invaluable to my business.
Nunta La Mare
When I’m not watching biopics, dancing to show tunes, or reading Harry Potter fanfiction, I write.
From lyrics for ads, to copy for experts like you, to militant poetry, writing is my medium and outlet.
My background in business strategy & customer engagement in research projects always brought me back to the end-user use case and made me look for ways to turn that into product features.
Funnel Fairy is the manifestation of these two directions converging, leading me to approach marketing from a scientific, audience-driven perspective.
In the years since I started Funnel Fairy, I have helped more than 2 dozen entrepreneurs by researching their audience, mapping their offer ecosystems & funnels, and writing their copy.
And if you allow me to, here’s how I plan on doing this for you, too…
We meet, we greet, we check if we feet. Well, actually fit is the right word, but the rhyme took precedence.
Our calls are completely non-binding and non-salesy.
We get to know each other, ask some questions about your business & goals, then tell you openly if we think we’re a good fit for your needs.
We often audit your web presence & lead gen comms beforehand so you’ll even get some nuggets of useful info.
If we do see ourselves as the right helpers for your business, we’ll send you a proposal within 48 hours. This will give you ample insight into our deliverables and next steps.
Then we send your our the contract & invoice.
Once all is agreed upon, we onboard ourselves and start.
We send you a list of assets we need access to (usually a questionnaire that you fill out so we can capture your voice, a list of your stories, analytics & metrics & customer voice analysis). The latter two we can create ourselves if you also book one of our research packages.
Now comes the easy part.
If all the research is done sufficiently well, copywriting is a matter of putting the right messages in the right order for a reader to discover, relate to, engage with & give us their click.
Cathy then gives it some texture & shine & edits it based on your feedback.
You use our copy in your assets, be they websites, sales pages, emails, or something else. If you need our help, we can also support you with this. You will have access to our graphic designer, automation expert, or web developers.
So if you’re still here… let’s wrap up with a lil’ real talk.
If you’re a consultant, coach, or expert service provider, who doesn’t want to stumble their way into DIYing their copy, we’re here for you.
If you’re planning on selling one new product or service this quarter and want to make sure it hits the mark, we’re here for you.
If you’re considering repositioning an existing offer this quarter in a way that your audience will respond to, we’re here for you.
If you’ve woken up in cold sweat at least once in recent months, worrying about how the next launch or funnel will perform, we’re here for you.
And…
If you’re already psyched by the way audience-driven copy will help you achieve predictable, stress-free sales results, we’re here for you.
If you’re ready, I, Cathy, look forward to partnering with you to make sure that your next launch or funnel will be the most relaxing and rewarding you’ve experienced since you started growing your biz.